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Their next stop? Landing right on your workspace to pilot you away from everyday anxiety. When the stress is stressing, just click and join the ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWhy the UFO series Clickers?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Addictive Click:\u003c\/b\u003e Featuring our signature clicker mechanism with a crisp tactile snap. Perfect for long calls, anxious hands, or when you just need to quiet the inner screams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/b\u003e 3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect Desk Companion:\u003c\/b\u003e Sits beautifully on your workspace or keyboard setup as a collectible piece of designer art, fitting perfectly in your palm for a quick sensory reset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Alien Tech:\u003c\/b\u003e These spaceships cannot physically transport you off the planet. They are purely made to be clicked, collected, and gifted to your favorite stressed-out co-workers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDon't Overcook Them:\u003c\/b\u003e They love exploring the universe right by your computer, but please avoid leaving your spaceship baked inside a hot car so they don't melt mid-orbit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLimited Run:\u003c\/b\u003e Grab yours before they fly away—emotional support is limited.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/b\u003e Subject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e📢 \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"3\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Noname Studio(Cookie)","offer_id":43302535135299,"sku":"010-UFO-003","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rabbit Planet(Rabbit)","offer_id":43302535168067,"sku":"010-UFO-001","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M.E.S.A.(Cat)","offer_id":43302535200835,"sku":"010-UFO-002","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/product_photo_13.jpg?v=1779767224"},{"product_id":"the-quack-lola-emotional-support-football-world-cup-edition","title":"The Quack \u0026 Lola - Emotional Support Football World Cup Edition Clicker","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"richTextContainer text-align-left\" data-partial-quote-enabled=\"true\" data-lark-html-role=\"root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs\" data-eleid=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"3\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"4\"\u003eQuack \u0026amp; Lola - Emotional Support Football World Cup Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"5\"\u003e is our hyper-enthusiastic collab with the iconic duo, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"6\"\u003eQuack and Lola\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"7\"\u003e! Built for the ultimate matchday experience, this desk clicker delivers a crisp, satisfying tactile snap to instantly release all your tension. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"10\"\u003eThis season, the inseparable duo switch gears between two exciting matchday modes across different editions: in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"11\"\u003e\"Sofa Edition,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"12\"\u003e they are comfortably nested together as the ultimate \"couch potato\" spectators, while in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"13\"\u003e\"Football Edition,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"14\"\u003e they are balancing fearlessly on top of the ball, fully focused and ready to join the match! Whichever you bring home, just click along when the high-stakes pressure hits, and join the madness!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"15\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"16\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"17\"\u003eWhy the Football World Cup Series?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"18\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"21\"\u003eThe Addictive Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"22\"\u003e Featuring our signature clicker mechanism with a crisp tactile snap. Perfect for high-tension matches, restless hands, or when you just need to quiet the inner suspense.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"23\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"24\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"25\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e 3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"28\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"29\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"30\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"31\"\u003ePerfect Desk Companion:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"32\"\u003e A pure desk display piece (no keychain holes here!) that sits beautifully on your coffee table, desk, or keyboard setup as a piece of designer art. Fits perfectly in your palm for a quick sensory reset.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"33\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"34\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"35\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"36\"\u003eSize Info:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-circle\" data-eleid=\"37\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"39\"\u003eFootball Edition: 7.5cm × 4.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"40\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"41\"\u003eSofa Edition: 8.5cm × 6cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"42\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"43\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"44\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"45\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"46\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"47\"\u003eTwo Matchday Modes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"48\"\u003e Whether managing matchday stress on the couch or focusing on scoring goals on the football, Quack and Lola have crucial missions. Your job is simple: click away, collect them, or gift them to anyone who needs some emotional support.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"49\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"50\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"51\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"52\"\u003eDon't Melt the Stadium:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"53\"\u003e They love supporting the team by your side, but please avoid leaving them baked inside a hot car. You wouldn't want them melting mid-season.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"54\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"55\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"56\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"57\"\u003eLimited Run:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"58\"\u003e These passionate emotional supports won’t stay on the bench forever. Grab yours before the final whistle blows and they run out of stock.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"59\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"60\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"61\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"62\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"63\"\u003e Subject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"64\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"65\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"66\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"67\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"68\"\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Quack on ball (Sunglasses)","offer_id":43390148345923,"sku":"060-QNL-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lola on ball  (Pink Bow)","offer_id":43390148378691,"sku":"060-QNL-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Duo on sofa","offer_id":43390148411459,"sku":"060-QNL-003","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/quacklola_cover.jpg?v=1781254471"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-record-player-clicker","title":"My Emotional Support Record Player Clicker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Emotional Support Record Player Clicker\u003c\/strong\u003e– a tactile little companion for music lovers, playlist hoppers, and anyone who needs a satisfying escape from the algorithm of daily life. Inspired by the nostalgia of vinyl and the endless scroll of digital sound, this desk clicker delivers a crisp, low-profile snap that feels like dropping the needle on your favorite track.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach click is a reset. A tiny beat drop for your fingers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eChoose your vibe four colors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGreen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– fresh like your Discover Weekly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eBlue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– deep listening mode activated\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– pure pop energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGrey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– classic, understated, timeless\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the Record Player Clicker Series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat Satisfying Snap: \u003c\/strong\u003eOur signature clicker mechanism gives you a clean, tactile reward every single time. Perfect for anxiety, excitement, or just because it's there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA friend by your side: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eA beautifully balanced mini record player clicker that sits confidently on your desk, coffee table, or synth setup. Fits right in your palm when you need a sensory break.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003eAll Comes with keychain: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003eYou can hang it on your bag, keys, or wherever you need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Record Player Clicker \u003cstrong\u003edoesn’t play music\u003c\/strong\u003e. It’s useless in the most beautiful way – \u003cstrong\u003eno Bluetooth, no battery, no streaming\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just a button that clicks, a shape that sparks joy, and a color that matches your mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery: \u003c\/strong\u003eSubject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 📢 Shipping Update: \u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":43404345770051,"sku":"060-SPF-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43404345802819,"sku":"060-SPF-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":43404345835587,"sku":"060-SPF-003","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":43404345868355,"sku":"060-SPF-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/spotify_2_90ee7b4f-248a-42b1-be83-188931793069.jpg?v=1781505787"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-tv-clicker","title":"Emotional Support TV Clicker - 電影《一個部門的誕生》 (Dog Day Evening)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eEmotional Support TV Clicker - 電影《一個部門的誕生》 (Dog Day Evening)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNot every problem can be solved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eBut at least, stress can be clicked away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e這是我們首次與電影作品合作。我們將《一個部門的誕生》中荒誕卻寫實的黑色幽默，連同戲中標誌性的電視台元素，設計了 4 款可以真正拿在手上 click 的 TV clicker。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e系列共有 4 款設計。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e其中兩款印有戲中經典的 Happy TV（開心電視）design。看似火焰的圖案，卻又讓人忍不住聯想到某種熟悉的形狀——荒誕之中帶點惡趣味。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e另外兩款則收錄了電影中極具代表性的態度與台詞：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e「客人問題，關我L事；公司政策，關你L事。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e「唔係幫你解決問題，係解決你呢個問題。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e有時最令人崩潰的，未必是問題本身，\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e而是永遠轉不完的部門、等不到的客服，還有始終解決不了的流程。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCut 唔到台？沒關係，Click 住先。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003ePretty Useless Club Clicker 部門永遠24h以最好態度服務你。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThis is our first-ever collaboration with a film. Inspired by the absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, we transformed the film’s iconic TV station elements into 4 TV clickers that you can actually hold and click.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe series features 4 designs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eTwo of them feature the iconic Happy TV design from the film. The flame-like logo may look familiar enough to remind you of… something else — absurd, slightly mischievous, and full of dark humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe other two designs capture the film’s most iconic attitude and lines:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“Customer’s problem? None of my damn business. Company policy? None of your damn business.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“We’re not here to solve your problem. We’re here to solve you.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eSometimes, what drives us crazy isn’t the problem itself,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e but the endless transfers between departments, unreachable customer service, and processes that never seem to get resolved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCan’t cut off your TV service? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNo worries, Pretty Useless Club Clicker Department, 24\/7 on standby for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e🌟\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e Why You’ll Love Our Emotional Support TV Clicker：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 每款電視機都配有可按的 clicker 按鈕，每一下清脆的 click 聲，都很適合用來面對生活中的荒謬、消化煩心事。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 靈感來自電影《一個部門的誕生》，將戲中荒誕卻又無比寫實的黑色幽默，化成可以隨身帶著的小小 emotional support。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 它不會幫你解決所有問題，但會提醒你：先 click 一下，鬆一鬆。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 以 bio-plastic 3D 打印製作，並經人手修整。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 附有匙扣，可以掛在袋上、鎖匙上，或任何你需要一點療癒的位置。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Each TV comes with our signature clickable button — every crisp click is perfect for dealing with life’s absurdity or processing frustrating moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Inspired by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, this series transforms the film’s absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor into a pocket-sized emotional support companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· It won’t solve all your problems, but it will remind you: click once, loosen up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 3D-printed with bio-plastic and hand-finished.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Comes with a keychain, so you can hang it on your bag, keys, or anywhere you need a little comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e發貨進度更新：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e 我們正按照下單順序處理訂單！您的商品將在 7 天內發出。我們正在加緊準備中，感謝您的耐心等待 🧡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"TV-RED Fire","offer_id":43423523831875,"sku":"060-DDE-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Fire","offer_id":43423523864643,"sku":"060-DDE-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Red Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523897411,"sku":"060-DDE-003","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523930179,"sku":"060-DDE-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/img_v3_0212o_d8e8cc5a-5aff-4eff-9d7b-15528d26daix.jpg?v=1781711572"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.prettyuseless.club\/ja\/collections\/collab.oembed","provider":"Pretty Useless Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}