{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-pickleball","title":"My Emotional Support Pickleball","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Emotional Support Pickleball Clicker is part of our My Emotional Support Object Series — a sports-inspired clicker toy designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and something satisfying to press when you need a quick mood boost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the fastest-growing sport in the world, this pocket-sized pickleball paddle turns the frustration of missing the ball into something you can finally control — a cute, pretty useless, and surprisingly comforting stress-relief toy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you need a little emotional support, just click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the Emotional Support Pickleball Clicker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• You’ll Never Miss the Ball: Pickleball is fun… until you miss the shot. This time, the ball is always exactly where you want it — right under your finger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• For Pickleball Lovers (and Beginners): Whether you’re a seasoned player or someone who just discovered pickleball last week, this tiny paddle is a reminder that the game is meant to be fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• The Satisfying Click: Every Emotional Support Object comes with our signature clicker mechanism — perfect for anxious hands, long calls, or moments when you just need to calm down and do nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pocket-Sized Stress Relief: Small enough to carry anywhere. Clip it to your bag, keys, or sports bag so your emotional support is always within reach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(No court booking required. No warm-up needed.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Warning: This pickleball cannot improve your backhand. But it might improve your mood. Made to be clicked, collected, and gifted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Material: Made with plant-based plastic. Hand-finished, each piece slightly unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Limited Run: Grab yours before they disappear — emotional support is limited.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• All comes with keychains.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003eDelivery of this product series is subject to actual stock availability at the shipping origin. Estimated delivery time is 5-10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Orange\/Blue","offer_id":43019492884547,"sku":"060-PKG-001","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/Orange","offer_id":43019492917315,"sku":"060-PKG-005","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue\/Red (PickleGo exclusive)","offer_id":43019492950083,"sku":"060-PKG-002","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/Red","offer_id":43019492982851,"sku":"060-PKG-004","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue\/Pink","offer_id":43019493015619,"sku":"060-PKG-003","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/2B22AF78-176E-4630-98D9-8600E1A55B05.jpg?v=1772621483","url":"https:\/\/www.prettyuseless.club\/ja-jp\/products\/my-emotional-support-pickleball","provider":"Pretty Useless Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}