{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-kendo-cat-clicker-pre-order","title":"My Emotional Support Kendo Cat Clicker (Pre-order)","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMy Emotional Support \u003cstrong\u003eKendo Cat\u003c\/strong\u003e Clicker – a tiny, tactile warrior for stressed-out desk dwellers, overthinkers, and anyone who needs to fight back against the chaos of daily life. Inspired by the discipline of Kendo and the pure cuteness of cats, this desk clicker delivers a sharp, satisfying\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003esnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethat feels like landing a perfect strike on your daily frustrations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEach click is a tiny victory. A reset button for your busy mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy the Kendo Cat Clicker Series?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThat Satisfying Snap:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOur signature clicker mechanism gives you a crisp, tactile reward every single time. Perfect for killing tension, killing time, or just because this little warrior is ready to spar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA fierce (but fluffy) friend:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDressed in a classic black\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(chest protector) and navy blue\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHakama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(skirt), this minimalist white cat stands guard on your desk, laptop, or keyboard. It fits perfectly in your palm when you need a sensory break.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then carefully hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each little sword-wielding feline is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Kendo Cat Clicker doesn't fight real battles. It’s useless in the most beautiful way – no batteries, no Bluetooth. Just a button that clicks, a mini sword that’s always ready,  and a warrior who never judges your stress levels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e📢 Shipping Note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis item is currently available for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003epre-order. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Your Kendo Cat will be shipped\u003cstrong\u003e within 5 to 7 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e from the date of purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePlease note: We process orders in the exact sequence they are received. Your little warrior will be on its way to protect your desk as soon as possible! Thank you for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Kendo Cat (Black\u0026Blue)","offer_id":43547201273923,"sku":"010-IDP-004","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/kendocat_3.jpg?v=1784287225","url":"https:\/\/www.prettyuseless.club\/en-jp\/products\/my-emotional-support-kendo-cat-clicker-pre-order","provider":"Pretty Useless Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}