{"product_id":"emotional-support-tv-clicker","title":"Emotional Support TV Clicker - 電影《一個部門的誕生》 (Dog Day Evening)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eEmotional Support TV Clicker - 電影《一個部門的誕生》 (Dog Day Evening)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNot every problem can be solved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eBut at least, stress can be clicked away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e這是我們首次與電影作品合作。我們將《一個部門的誕生》中荒誕卻寫實的黑色幽默，連同戲中標誌性的電視台元素，設計了 4 款可以真正拿在手上 click 的 TV clicker。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e系列共有 4 款設計。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e其中兩款印有戲中經典的 Happy TV（開心電視）design。看似火焰的圖案，卻又讓人忍不住聯想到某種熟悉的形狀——荒誕之中帶點惡趣味。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e另外兩款則收錄了電影中極具代表性的態度與台詞：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e「客人問題，關我L事；公司政策，關你L事。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e「唔係幫你解決問題，係解決你呢個問題。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e有時最令人崩潰的，未必是問題本身，\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e而是永遠轉不完的部門、等不到的客服，還有始終解決不了的流程。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCut 唔到台？沒關係，Click 住先。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003ePretty Useless Club Clicker 部門永遠24h以最好態度服務你。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThis is our first-ever collaboration with a film. Inspired by the absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, we transformed the film’s iconic TV station elements into 4 TV clickers that you can actually hold and click.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe series features 4 designs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eTwo of them feature the iconic Happy TV design from the film. The flame-like logo may look familiar enough to remind you of… something else — absurd, slightly mischievous, and full of dark humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe other two designs capture the film’s most iconic attitude and lines:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“Customer’s problem? None of my damn business. Company policy? None of your damn business.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“We’re not here to solve your problem. We’re here to solve you.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eSometimes, what drives us crazy isn’t the problem itself,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e but the endless transfers between departments, unreachable customer service, and processes that never seem to get resolved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCan’t cut off your TV service? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNo worries, Pretty Useless Club Clicker Department, 24\/7 on standby for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e🌟\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e Why You’ll Love Our Emotional Support TV Clicker：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 每款電視機都配有可按的 clicker 按鈕，每一下清脆的 click 聲，都很適合用來面對生活中的荒謬、消化煩心事。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 靈感來自電影《一個部門的誕生》，將戲中荒誕卻又無比寫實的黑色幽默，化成可以隨身帶著的小小 emotional support。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 它不會幫你解決所有問題，但會提醒你：先 click 一下，鬆一鬆。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 以 bio-plastic 3D 打印製作，並經人手修整。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 附有匙扣，可以掛在袋上、鎖匙上，或任何你需要一點療癒的位置。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Each TV comes with our signature clickable button — every crisp click is perfect for dealing with life’s absurdity or processing frustrating moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Inspired by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, this series transforms the film’s absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor into a pocket-sized emotional support companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· It won’t solve all your problems, but it will remind you: click once, loosen up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 3D-printed with bio-plastic and hand-finished.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Comes with a keychain, so you can hang it on your bag, keys, or anywhere you need a little comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e發貨進度更新：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e 我們正按照下單順序處理訂單！您的商品將在 7 天內發出。我們正在加緊準備中，感謝您的耐心等待 🧡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"TV-RED Fire","offer_id":43423523831875,"sku":"060-DDE-001","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Fire","offer_id":43423523864643,"sku":"060-DDE-002","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Red Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523897411,"sku":"060-DDE-003","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523930179,"sku":"060-DDE-004","price":1700.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/img_v3_0212o_d8e8cc5a-5aff-4eff-9d7b-15528d26daix.jpg?v=1781711572","url":"https:\/\/www.prettyuseless.club\/en-jp\/products\/emotional-support-tv-clicker","provider":"Pretty Useless Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}