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Perfect as a colorful companion for your keys or bag, this keychain blends cute aesthetics with a fun, tactile experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWarning: It’s almost too cute to resist—but it’s crafted to bring joy, not to be eaten!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLimited: Only 100 per color!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/15_ecb71f37-4980-4aa8-9d46-d27502a5f6b0.jpg?v=1755336466\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"🍓Strawberry","offer_id":42468357439555,"sku":"010-BKF-001","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"☕Coffee","offer_id":42468366450755,"sku":"010-BKF-002","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Both ❤️","offer_id":42468416520259,"sku":"010-BKF-003","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/2_feaa15a9-bd82-4d79-b061-fba443d12a35.png?v=1756953593"},{"product_id":"macaron-meow-clicky-keychain-copy-1","title":"Toastie Meow Clicky Keychain","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDive into the yummy fun of the Toastie Meow Clicky Keychain! These adorable toast-shaped fidget toys feature a cute cat face with \"flavors\" like Sunny Egg Toast and Plain Purrfect Toast, crafted to toast away your stress with every delightful click. Ideal as a quirky companion for your keys or bag, this keychain mixes cute vibes with a satisfying tactile twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too cute to eat—but perfect for spreading joy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only 100 per color!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/15_ecb71f37-4980-4aa8-9d46-d27502a5f6b0.jpg?v=1755336466\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":42468387192899,"sku":"010-BKF-004","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wheat","offer_id":42468387225667,"sku":"010-BKF-005","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Egg Toast","offer_id":42468387258435,"sku":"010-BKF-006","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All Three ❤️","offer_id":42468415930435,"sku":"010-BKF-007","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/10.jpg?v=1758527955"},{"product_id":"toastie-meow-clicky-keychain-copy","title":"Cappuccino Meow Clicky Keychain","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSip into the cuteness with the Kitty Cappuccino Clicky Keychain! These charming coffee cup-shaped fidget toys feature a purr-fect cat face with a latte art paw print, brewed to stir away your stress with every cheerful click. A delightful companion for your keys or bag, this keychain blends cozy vibes with a fun, tactile treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too adorable to drink—but made to perk up your day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only 100 per color!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/15_ecb71f37-4980-4aa8-9d46-d27502a5f6b0.jpg?v=1755336466\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"・ω・","offer_id":42468401676355,"sku":"010-BKF-008","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\u003eω\u003c","offer_id":42468401709123,"sku":"010-BKF-009","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Both ❤️","offer_id":42468415176771,"sku":"010-BKF-010","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/14.jpg?v=1758527955"},{"product_id":"cappuccino-meow-clicky-keychain-copy","title":"Coffee Buddy Meow Clicky Keychain","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGet ready to carry a double dose of cuteness with the Duo Coffee Meow Clicky Keychain! This adorable set of two coffee cup-shaped fidget toys features playful cat faces, one with a drizzle twist and the other is calm and purr-fect, designed to espresso away your stress with every fun click. Ideal as a charming duo for your keys or bag, this keychain blends caffeinated vibes with a delightful tactile treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too cute to sip—but brewed to brighten your day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only 100 per set!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e*All comes with keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/8_7b2fbbc9-400b-4d31-a4bf-521ce0b20b62.jpg?v=1755336412\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"・ω・ Calm","offer_id":42468406591555,"sku":"010-BKF-011","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\u003eω\u003c Drizzle","offer_id":42468406624323,"sku":"010-BKF-012","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Both (with coffee holder)","offer_id":42468413931587,"sku":"010-BKF-013","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/img_v3_02131_9a072e45-dd4d-4fd1-a369-f6a4e70ff1ix.jpg?v=1782466542"},{"product_id":"eggiemeowclickyset","title":"Eggie Meow Clicky Set","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNestle into the adorable charm of the Eggie Meow Clicky Set! These delightful egg-shaped fidget toys feature playful cat faces with perky ears, nestled in a cozy carton like a purr-fect surprise, designed to shell away your stress with every satisfying click. Perfect as a whimsical companion for your desk or bag, this set combines cute aesthetics with a fun, tactile experience. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2 Calm Eggs with quiet sound and 2 Excited Eggs with noisy sound make them perfect for all environment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s almost too cute to resist—but it’s crafted to bring joy, not to be cooked!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only 300 set!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42468416684099,"sku":"010-BKF-014","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/22_63d654d9-c4b8-44ef-b0e3-bfa620e8904f.jpg?v=1756953537"},{"product_id":"couple-coffee-meow-clicky-keychain-copy","title":"Bananana Meow Clicky Keychain!","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePeel into the fun with the Bananana Meow Clicky Keychain! This quirky banana-shaped fidget toy features a cute cat face peeking out, designed to slip away your stress with every playful click. 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Dress your desk, clip them to your bag, and start your day the cutest way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Too yummy to eat — made to brighten your day, not your belly!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Small runs only. When they’re gone, they’re gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Big savings vs buying one by one + free shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/8_7b2fbbc9-400b-4d31-a4bf-521ce0b20b62.jpg?v=1755336412\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e*The stand in the group photo is not included\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42483721273411,"sku":"010-BKF-018","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/img_v3_0213j_d1c04aa6-5cbb-4c9a-a13a-902da09062ix.jpg?v=1784024996"},{"product_id":"quick-breakfast-for-two-bundle","title":"Quick Breakfast For Two Bundle","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFuel your morning with double the cute! 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Each piece is 3D-printed in high-quality PLA and tuned for that oh-so-satisfying \u003ci\u003eclick\u003c\/i\u003e—perfect for keys, bags, or dressing up your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Too yummy to sip or bite—made to brighten your day, not your belly!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Small runs only (grab your duo before it sells out).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s inside\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e2 × Toastie MEOW (Sunny Egg)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e1 × Coffee Buddy MEOW (with one coffee holder)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/product_photo_3.png?v=1755332276\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42483777208387,"sku":"010-BKF-019","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/product_photo_5.jpg?v=1758527919"},{"product_id":"ice-cream-sandwich-meow-bundle-copy","title":"Egg MEOW Family — Bundle","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMEOW Family — Bundle \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHatch instant joy with the Egg Family! 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If your life feels like a constant high-pressure cooker, these clickable, collectible dumplings are here to help you \u003ci\u003esteam\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cem\u003eoff\u003c\/em\u003e some stress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s Inside the Complete Bundle:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis set features the entire extended family of stackable, hand-finished dim sum cuties (10 pieces!), all ready to be arranged on your table:\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHar Gow (Shrimp Dumpling) \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eClicker\u003c\/strong\u003e: The Grandma \u0026amp; Grandpa! They are the first thing you remember for dim sum—a timeless classic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXiao Long Bao (Soup Dumpling) \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eClicker\u003c\/strong\u003e: The Funny Uncle \u0026amp; Aunt. 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Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e📢 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e發貨進度更新：\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 我們正按照下單順序處理訂單！您的商品將在 7 天內發出。我們正在加緊準備中，感謝您的耐心等待 🧡\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Single (Random)","offer_id":43215268937795,"sku":"060-SEN-009","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Set (6 Toy)","offer_id":43215268970563,"sku":"060-SEN-001","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/2_ce2c4d52-781f-4afa-8a6f-6866851cc538.jpg?v=1777947918"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-sunny-egg","title":"Emotional Support Sunny Egg","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe Emotional Support \u003cstrong\u003eSunny Egg \u003c\/strong\u003eis our Collab with Kiehl's — a sun-cream-inspired fidget toy designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and something satisfying to press or spin when you need a quick mood boost. \u003cstrong\u003eCrazy Spin Sunny Egg\u003c\/strong\u003e is a spinning variation of our \u003cstrong\u003eSunny Egg Clicker\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eInspired by Kiehl’s ultimate sun protection, these classic, cozy eggs dynamically \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"82\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003echange color\u003c\/b\u003e under the sun! 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Your emotional support sun-buddy travels with you everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e This toy does not contain actual SPF. It is purely made to be clicked, spun, color-changed, collected, and gifted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Made with \u003cstrong\u003especialized UV-reactive\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eplant-based plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e. 3D printed and hand-finished — each piece is slightly unique. 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Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Noname Studio(Cookie)","offer_id":43302535135299,"sku":"010-UFO-003","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rabbit Planet(Rabbit)","offer_id":43302535168067,"sku":"010-UFO-001","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M.E.S.A.(Cat)","offer_id":43302535200835,"sku":"010-UFO-002","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/product_photo_13.jpg?v=1779767224"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-padel","title":"My Emotional Support Padel","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Emotional Support Padel is part of our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy Emotional Support Sports Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — a sports-inspired clicker toy designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and something satisfying to press when you need a quick mood boost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by one of the world's fastest-growing sports, this series celebrates the game that starts as \"just one try\" and somehow becomes your entire personality. Available in four colorways, these tiny padel racket clickers are cute, pretty useless, and surprisingly comforting little companions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you need a little emotional support, just click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy the Emotional Support Padel Clicker?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor People Who Said, \"I'll Just Try It Once\": \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somehow ended up playing every week. We see you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Satisfying Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Emotional Support Padel comes with our signature clicker mechanism — perfect for anxious hands, long calls, boring meetings, or moments when you just need to do absolutely nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Padel Lovers On and Off the Court:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA tiny reminder of your favorite sport, even when you're stuck at work instead of playing another match.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePocket-Sized Emotional Support:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClip it to your bag, keys, or sports bag so your emotional support is always within reach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(No court booking required. No teammates needed.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis padel racket will not improve your backhand. But it might improve your mood. Made to be clicked, collected, and gifted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with plant-based plastic. Hand-finished, each piece slightly unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLimited Run: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrab yours before they disappear — emotional support is limited.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll come with keychains.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003eDelivery of this product series is subject to actual stock availability at the shipping origin. Estimated delivery time is 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We're processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We're working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Orange","offer_id":43341701840963,"sku":"010-STS-031","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue\/White","offer_id":43341701873731,"sku":"010-STS-032","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink\/White","offer_id":43341701906499,"sku":"010-STS-033","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red\/White","offer_id":43341701939267,"sku":"010-STS-034","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/productphoto_9_5f0f6e6f-b304-41f0-813b-2f8cb289d3ad.jpg?v=1780575350"},{"product_id":"the-quack-lola-emotional-support-football-world-cup-edition","title":"The Quack \u0026 Lola - Emotional Support Football World Cup Edition Clicker","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"richTextContainer text-align-left\" data-partial-quote-enabled=\"true\" data-lark-html-role=\"root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs\" data-eleid=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"3\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"4\"\u003eQuack \u0026amp; Lola - Emotional Support Football World Cup Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"5\"\u003e is our hyper-enthusiastic collab with the iconic duo, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"6\"\u003eQuack and Lola\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"7\"\u003e! Built for the ultimate matchday experience, this desk clicker delivers a crisp, satisfying tactile snap to instantly release all your tension. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"10\"\u003eThis season, the inseparable duo switch gears between two exciting matchday modes across different editions: in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"11\"\u003e\"Sofa Edition,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"12\"\u003e they are comfortably nested together as the ultimate \"couch potato\" spectators, while in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"13\"\u003e\"Football Edition,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"14\"\u003e they are balancing fearlessly on top of the ball, fully focused and ready to join the match! Whichever you bring home, just click along when the high-stakes pressure hits, and join the madness!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"15\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"16\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"17\"\u003eWhy the Football World Cup Series?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"18\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"21\"\u003eThe Addictive Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"22\"\u003e Featuring our signature clicker mechanism with a crisp tactile snap. Perfect for high-tension matches, restless hands, or when you just need to quiet the inner suspense.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"23\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"24\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"25\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e 3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"28\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"29\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"30\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"31\"\u003ePerfect Desk Companion:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"32\"\u003e A pure desk display piece (no keychain holes here!) that sits beautifully on your coffee table, desk, or keyboard setup as a piece of designer art. Fits perfectly in your palm for a quick sensory reset.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"33\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"34\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"35\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"36\"\u003eSize Info:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-circle\" data-eleid=\"37\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"39\"\u003eFootball Edition: 7.5cm × 4.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"40\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"41\"\u003eSofa Edition: 8.5cm × 6cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"42\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"43\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"44\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"45\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"46\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"47\"\u003eTwo Matchday Modes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"48\"\u003e Whether managing matchday stress on the couch or focusing on scoring goals on the football, Quack and Lola have crucial missions. Your job is simple: click away, collect them, or gift them to anyone who needs some emotional support.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"49\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"50\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"51\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"52\"\u003eDon't Melt the Stadium:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"53\"\u003e They love supporting the team by your side, but please avoid leaving them baked inside a hot car. You wouldn't want them melting mid-season.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"54\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"55\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"56\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"57\"\u003eLimited Run:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"58\"\u003e These passionate emotional supports won’t stay on the bench forever. Grab yours before the final whistle blows and they run out of stock.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"59\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"60\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"61\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"62\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"63\"\u003e Subject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"64\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"65\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"66\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"67\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"68\"\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Quack on ball (Sunglasses)","offer_id":43390148345923,"sku":"060-QNL-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lola on ball  (Pink Bow)","offer_id":43390148378691,"sku":"060-QNL-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Duo on sofa","offer_id":43390148411459,"sku":"060-QNL-003","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/quacklola_cover.jpg?v=1781254471"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-gaint-hk-snack-clicker巨型香港小食解壓按鈕","title":"My Emotional Support Giant HK Snack Clicker巨型香港小食解壓按鈕","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy Emotional Support Giant HK Snack Clicker｜巨型香港小食解壓按鈕\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eMeet the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy Emotional Support Giant HK Snack Clicker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — a Giant-sized Hong Kong snack companion made for stressful days,\u003cspan\u003ebecause sometimes, regular-sized emotional support just isn't enough.You need a GIANT one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSame satisfying click. Same street snack nostalgia. Same useless-but-wonderful energy. Just much, much bigger. Hold them with both hands. Put them on your desk. Press whenever life feels too heavy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e🤍 一款把香港小食變成療癒大玩具的 clicker。\u003cbr\u003e不一定有用，但很適合在你煩、累、想放空的時候，按一下、鬆一鬆。\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eTwo options here:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉Giant Siu Mai — Extra yellow, extra soft-looking, extra clicky.\u003cbr\u003e👉Giant Coffee — Zero caffeine, 100% emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e     更大的尺寸，一樣的放空能量。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e🌟 \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy You'll Love the Giant Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eBigger click, bigger comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e — 加大按鈕，按壓感更滿足\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHands-on calming\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e — 雙手捧著，比細版更接地氣\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDesk-friendly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e — 放辦公室、書桌、床頭都適合\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s not here to solve your problems.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s here to remind you: \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ejust chill.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e3D-printed and hand-finished.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e把你最愛的兩款香港小食療癒按鈕 —\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e燒賣\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e和\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e咖啡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— 變成加大版。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e以 3D 打印製作，並經人手修整。\u003cbr\u003e可以放在任何你需要一點療癒的位置。\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e📢 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e📢 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e發貨進度更新：\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 我們正按照下單順序處理訂單！您的商品將在 7 天內發出。我們正在加緊準備中，感謝您的耐心等待 🧡\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Giant Sui Mai","offer_id":43391577817155,"sku":"060-SEN-010","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Giant Coffee","offer_id":43391577849923,"sku":"060-SEN-011","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/giant_cover.jpg?v=1781330523"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-record-player-clicker","title":"My Emotional Support Record Player Clicker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Emotional Support Record Player Clicker\u003c\/strong\u003e– a tactile little companion for music lovers, playlist hoppers, and anyone who needs a satisfying escape from the algorithm of daily life. Inspired by the nostalgia of vinyl and the endless scroll of digital sound, this desk clicker delivers a crisp, low-profile snap that feels like dropping the needle on your favorite track.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach click is a reset. A tiny beat drop for your fingers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eChoose your vibe four colors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGreen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– fresh like your Discover Weekly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eBlue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– deep listening mode activated\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– pure pop energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGrey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– classic, understated, timeless\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the Record Player Clicker Series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat Satisfying Snap: \u003c\/strong\u003eOur signature clicker mechanism gives you a clean, tactile reward every single time. Perfect for anxiety, excitement, or just because it's there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA friend by your side: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eA beautifully balanced mini record player clicker that sits confidently on your desk, coffee table, or synth setup. Fits right in your palm when you need a sensory break.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003eAll Comes with keychain: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003eYou can hang it on your bag, keys, or wherever you need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Record Player Clicker \u003cstrong\u003edoesn’t play music\u003c\/strong\u003e. It’s useless in the most beautiful way – \u003cstrong\u003eno Bluetooth, no battery, no streaming\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just a button that clicks, a shape that sparks joy, and a color that matches your mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery: \u003c\/strong\u003eSubject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 📢 Shipping Update: \u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":43404345770051,"sku":"060-SPF-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43404345802819,"sku":"060-SPF-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":43404345835587,"sku":"060-SPF-003","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":43404345868355,"sku":"060-SPF-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/spotify_2_90ee7b4f-248a-42b1-be83-188931793069.jpg?v=1781505787"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-basketball-1","title":"My Emotional Support Basketball","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Emotional Support Basketball\u003c\/strong\u003e is part of our My Emotional Support Sports Series — a collection of court-inspired clicker toys designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and a satisfying rhythm to your fingertips when life keeps throwing airballs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the beautiful struggle of squeaky sneakers, buzzer-beaters, and that one friend who calls “reach” on every play, this series turns the frustration of missing the shot into something you can finally control. \u003cspan\u003eWhether you choose the Emotional Support Basketball Clicker (with base + clicker) or the Basketball  (no base+ clicker--quiet companion), these are cute, pretty useless, and surprisingly comforting stress-relief buddies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy the Emotional Support Basketball Clicker? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eYou’ll Never Miss the Shot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: Basketball is fun… until you clank it off the rim. This time, the ball is always right where you need it — under your finger, ready to click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFor Ballers (and Benchwarmers)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: Whether you live for pickup games or just love the sneakers, this tiny basketball toy is a reminder that it’s okay to not be perfect. Airballs happen. Click it out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Satisfying Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEvery Emotional Support Basketball Clicker comes with our signature clicker mechanism — perfect for anxious hands, long timeouts, or moments when you just need to calm down and do nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: This basketball will not fix your three-point percentage. But it might fix your mood. Made to be clicked, collected, and gifted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: Made with plant-based plastic. Hand-finished, each piece slightly unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eAll comes with keychains\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery of this product series\u003c\/strong\u003e is subject to actual stock availability at the shipping origin. Estimated delivery time is 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📢 Shipping Update: \u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Basketball (with backboard \u0026 black stripe)","offer_id":43414384410691,"sku":"010-STS-039","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basketball (No backboard \u0026 black stripe)","offer_id":43414384443459,"sku":"010-STS-040","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basketball (No backboard \u0026 blue stripe)","offer_id":43442352586819,"sku":"010-STS-042","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basketball Little Guy (blue stripe)","offer_id":43442352619587,"sku":"010-STS-041","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/basketball_1.jpg?v=1781536187"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-tv-clicker","title":"Emotional Support TV Clicker - 電影《一個部門的誕生》 (Dog Day Evening)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eEmotional Support TV Clicker - 電影《一個部門的誕生》 (Dog Day Evening)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNot every problem can be solved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eBut at least, stress can be clicked away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e這是我們首次與電影作品合作。我們將《一個部門的誕生》中荒誕卻寫實的黑色幽默，連同戲中標誌性的電視台元素，設計了 4 款可以真正拿在手上 click 的 TV clicker。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e系列共有 4 款設計。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e其中兩款印有戲中經典的 Happy TV（開心電視）design。看似火焰的圖案，卻又讓人忍不住聯想到某種熟悉的形狀——荒誕之中帶點惡趣味。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e另外兩款則收錄了電影中極具代表性的態度與台詞：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e「客人問題，關我L事；公司政策，關你L事。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e「唔係幫你解決問題，係解決你呢個問題。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e有時最令人崩潰的，未必是問題本身，\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e而是永遠轉不完的部門、等不到的客服，還有始終解決不了的流程。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCut 唔到台？沒關係，Click 住先。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003ePretty Useless Club Clicker 部門永遠24h以最好態度服務你。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThis is our first-ever collaboration with a film. Inspired by the absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, we transformed the film’s iconic TV station elements into 4 TV clickers that you can actually hold and click.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe series features 4 designs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eTwo of them feature the iconic Happy TV design from the film. The flame-like logo may look familiar enough to remind you of… something else — absurd, slightly mischievous, and full of dark humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe other two designs capture the film’s most iconic attitude and lines:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“Customer’s problem? None of my damn business. Company policy? None of your damn business.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“We’re not here to solve your problem. We’re here to solve you.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eSometimes, what drives us crazy isn’t the problem itself,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e but the endless transfers between departments, unreachable customer service, and processes that never seem to get resolved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCan’t cut off your TV service? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNo worries, Pretty Useless Club Clicker Department, 24\/7 on standby for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e🌟\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e Why You’ll Love Our Emotional Support TV Clicker：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 每款電視機都配有可按的 clicker 按鈕，每一下清脆的 click 聲，都很適合用來面對生活中的荒謬、消化煩心事。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 靈感來自電影《一個部門的誕生》，將戲中荒誕卻又無比寫實的黑色幽默，化成可以隨身帶著的小小 emotional support。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 它不會幫你解決所有問題，但會提醒你：先 click 一下，鬆一鬆。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 以 bio-plastic 3D 打印製作，並經人手修整。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 附有匙扣，可以掛在袋上、鎖匙上，或任何你需要一點療癒的位置。\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Each TV comes with our signature clickable button — every crisp click is perfect for dealing with life’s absurdity or processing frustrating moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Inspired by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, this series transforms the film’s absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor into a pocket-sized emotional support companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· It won’t solve all your problems, but it will remind you: click once, loosen up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 3D-printed with bio-plastic and hand-finished.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Comes with a keychain, so you can hang it on your bag, keys, or anywhere you need a little comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e發貨進度更新：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e 我們正按照下單順序處理訂單！您的商品將在 7 天內發出。我們正在加緊準備中，感謝您的耐心等待 🧡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"TV-RED Fire","offer_id":43423523831875,"sku":"060-DDE-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Fire","offer_id":43423523864643,"sku":"060-DDE-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Red Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523897411,"sku":"060-DDE-003","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523930179,"sku":"060-DDE-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/TV_cover.jpg?v=1782368879"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-netball-clicker","title":"My Emotional Support Netball Clicker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Emotional Support Netball\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis part of our My Emotional Support Sports Series — a court-inspired clicker toy designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and satisfying tactile feedback when game day gets stressful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eInspired by the fast-paced world of netball, this adorable companion turns the nerve-wracking moment of a missed pass into something you can finally control. Whether you're a Wing Attack or a Goal Shooter, this little guy is cute, pretty useless for your actual game, and surprisingly comforting for your stress levels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhen you need a little emotional support, just click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the Emotional Support Netball?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYou’ll Never Miss a Pass:\u003c\/strong\u003e Netball is fun… until that crucial pass goes flying out of bounds. This time, the ball is always exactly where you need it — right under your finger.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFor Netball Lovers (and Fumble-rs):\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWhether you play for the local league or just love watching from the sidelines, this tiny netball is a reminder that mistakes are just part of the game.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e  The Cutest Court Companion:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e With a creamy white finish and a cheerful face, it’s impossible not to smile when you look at it.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCourt-Sized Stress Relief:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSmall enough to clip to your sports bag, keys, or water bottle. Your emotional support is always within reach.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e(No whistle required. No warm-ups needed.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis netball will not improve your shooting percentage. But it might fix your mood. Made to be clicked, collected, and gifted to your favourite teammate.\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMade with plant-based plastic. Hand-finished, each little guy is slightly unique.\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited Run:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eGrab yours before they disappear — emotional support on the court is limited!\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll comes with keychains.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📢 Shipping Update: We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"White\/Pink","offer_id":43507439173699,"sku":"010-STS-043","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/netball_2_1.jpg?v=1783568527"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-kendo-cat-clicker-pre-order","title":"My Emotional Support Kendo Cat Clicker (Pre-order)","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMy Emotional Support \u003cstrong\u003eKendo Cat\u003c\/strong\u003e Clicker – a tiny, tactile warrior for stressed-out desk dwellers, overthinkers, and anyone who needs to fight back against the chaos of daily life. Inspired by the discipline of Kendo and the pure cuteness of cats, this desk clicker delivers a sharp, satisfying\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003esnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethat feels like landing a perfect strike on your daily frustrations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEach click is a tiny victory. A reset button for your busy mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy the Kendo Cat Clicker Series?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThat Satisfying Snap:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOur signature clicker mechanism gives you a crisp, tactile reward every single time. Perfect for killing tension, killing time, or just because this little warrior is ready to spar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA fierce (but fluffy) friend:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDressed in a classic black\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(chest protector) and navy blue\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHakama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(skirt), this minimalist white cat stands guard on your desk, laptop, or keyboard. It fits perfectly in your palm when you need a sensory break.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then carefully hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each little sword-wielding feline is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Kendo Cat Clicker doesn't fight real battles. It’s useless in the most beautiful way – no batteries, no Bluetooth. Just a button that clicks, a mini sword that’s always ready,  and a warrior who never judges your stress levels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e📢 Shipping Note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis item is currently available for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003epre-order. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Your Kendo Cat will be shipped\u003cstrong\u003e within 5 to 7 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e from the date of purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePlease note: We process orders in the exact sequence they are received. Your little warrior will be on its way to protect your desk as soon as possible! Thank you for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Kendo Cat (Black\u0026Blue)","offer_id":43547201273923,"sku":"010-IDP-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/kendocat_3.jpg?v=1784287225"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.prettyuseless.club\/collections\/frontpage-all-collection.oembed?page=3","provider":"Pretty Useless Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}