{"title":"Clickies","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour Emotional Support Keychain. Clickies are collectible clicker keychains: press the key for a satisfying click, then clip it to your keys or bag. Pick a series below, from sports and dim sum to Breakfast MEOW and Lucky Nuts.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"macaron-meow-clicky-keychain-copy-1","title":"Toastie Meow Clicky Keychain","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDive into the yummy fun of the Toastie Meow Clicky Keychain! These adorable toast-shaped fidget toys feature a cute cat face with \"flavors\" like Sunny Egg Toast and Plain Purrfect Toast, crafted to toast away your stress with every delightful click. Ideal as a quirky companion for your keys or bag, this keychain mixes cute vibes with a satisfying tactile twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too cute to eat—but perfect for spreading joy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/15_ecb71f37-4980-4aa8-9d46-d27502a5f6b0.jpg?v=1755336466\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":42468387192899,"sku":"010-BKF-004","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wheat","offer_id":42468387225667,"sku":"010-BKF-005","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Egg Toast","offer_id":42468387258435,"sku":"010-BKF-006","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All Three ❤️","offer_id":42468415930435,"sku":"010-BKF-007","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/toastie-meow-clicky-keychain-studio3.jpg?v=1791723562"},{"product_id":"toastie-meow-clicky-keychain-copy","title":"Cappuccino Meow Clicky Keychain","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSip into the cuteness with the Kitty Cappuccino Clicky Keychain! These charming coffee cup-shaped fidget toys feature a purr-fect cat face with a latte art paw print, brewed to stir away your stress with every cheerful click. A delightful companion for your keys or bag, this keychain blends cozy vibes with a fun, tactile treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too adorable to drink—but made to perk up your day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/15_ecb71f37-4980-4aa8-9d46-d27502a5f6b0.jpg?v=1755336466\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"・ω・","offer_id":42468401676355,"sku":"010-BKF-008","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\u003eω\u003c","offer_id":42468401709123,"sku":"010-BKF-009","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Both ❤️","offer_id":42468415176771,"sku":"010-BKF-010","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/cappuccino-meow-clicky-keychain-studio3.jpg?v=1791723562"},{"product_id":"cappuccino-meow-clicky-keychain-copy","title":"Coffee Buddy Meow Clicky Keychain","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGet ready to carry a double dose of cuteness with the Duo Coffee Meow Clicky Keychain! This adorable set of two coffee cup-shaped fidget toys features playful cat faces, one tipped over with spilled coffee and the other is calm and purr-fect, designed to espresso away your stress with every fun click. Ideal as a charming duo for your keys or bag, this keychain blends caffeinated vibes with a delightful tactile treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Too cute to sip—but brewed to brighten your day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e*All comes with keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/8_7b2fbbc9-400b-4d31-a4bf-521ce0b20b62.jpg?v=1755336412\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"・ω・ Calm","offer_id":42468406591555,"sku":"010-BKF-011","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\u003eω\u003c Drizzle","offer_id":42468406624323,"sku":"010-BKF-012","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Both (with coffee holder)","offer_id":42468413931587,"sku":"010-BKF-013","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/coffee-buddy-meow-clicky-keychain-studio.jpg?v=1791713403"},{"product_id":"eggiemeowclickyset","title":"Eggie Meow Clicky Set","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNestle into the adorable charm of the Eggie Meow Clicky Set! These delightful egg-shaped fidget toys feature playful cat faces with perky ears, nestled in a cozy carton like a purr-fect surprise, designed to shell away your stress with every satisfying click. Perfect as a whimsical companion for your desk or bag, this set combines cute aesthetics with a fun, tactile experience. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2 Calm Eggs with quiet sound and 2 Excited Eggs with noisy sound make them perfect for all environment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s almost too cute to resist—but it’s crafted to bring joy, not to be cooked!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42468416684099,"sku":"010-BKF-014","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/eggie-meow-clicky-set-studio.jpg?v=1791713403"},{"product_id":"couple-coffee-meow-clicky-keychain-copy","title":"Bananana Meow Clicky Keychain!","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePeel into the fun with the Bananana Meow Clicky Keychain! This quirky banana-shaped fidget toy features a cute cat face peeking out, designed to slip away your stress with every playful click. Perfect as a bright and cheerful companion for your keys or bag, this keychain blends fruity vibes with a delightful tactile twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning\u003c\/strong\u003e: Too cute to eat—but ripe with joy to share!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"・ω・ Calm","offer_id":42468420452419,"sku":"010-BKF-015","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\u003eω\u003c Nervous","offer_id":42468420485187,"sku":"010-BKF-016","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Both ❤️","offer_id":42468420517955,"sku":"010-BKF-017","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/bananana-meow-clicky-keychain-studio.jpg?v=1791713403"},{"product_id":"breakfast-meow-series-complete-bundle-fidget","title":"Breakfast MEOW Series Complete Bundle","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRise \u0026amp; purr with the Breakfast MEOW Complete Bundle (13 pcs)!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBring home 13 pieces from the Breakfast MEOW family: banana cats, toast cats, coffee cups, cappuccino cats, Eggie cats, macarons and an ice cream cat.* Each piece is a hand-finished 3D-printed cutie with that oh-so-satisfying click that whisks stress away with every press. Dress your desk, clip them to your bag, and start your day the cutest way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Too yummy to eat — made to brighten your day, not your belly!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Big savings vs buying one by one + free shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/8_7b2fbbc9-400b-4d31-a4bf-521ce0b20b62.jpg?v=1755336412\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e*The stand in the group photo is not included\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42483721273411,"sku":"010-BKF-018","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/breakfast-meow-series-complete-bundle-studio.jpg?v=1791713403"},{"product_id":"quick-breakfast-for-two-bundle","title":"Quick Breakfast For Two Bundle","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFuel your morning with double the cute! This mini bundle pairs \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003etwo sunny-side Toastie MEOW keychains\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e with the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCoffee Couple duo\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e (two cups + carry handle) for a cozy, clicky breakfast date. Each piece is 3D-printed in high-quality PLA and tuned for that oh-so-satisfying \u003ci\u003eclick\u003c\/i\u003e—perfect for keys, bags, or dressing up your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Too yummy to sip or bite—made to brighten your day, not your belly!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s inside\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e2 × Toastie MEOW (Sunny Egg)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e1 × Coffee Buddy MEOW (with one coffee holder)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/product_photo_3.png?v=1755332276\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42483777208387,"sku":"010-BKF-019","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/quick-breakfast-for-two-bundle-studio3.jpg?v=1791723806"},{"product_id":"ice-cream-sandwich-meow-bundle-copy","title":"Egg MEOW Family — Bundle","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMEOW Family — Bundle \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHatch instant joy with the Egg Family! A cozy carton of tiny \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEggie MEOW\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e cuties plus one \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ehatchling keychain\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e in its cracked-shell cradle. Each piece is hand-finished and tuned for that oh-so-satisfying \u003ci\u003eclick\u003c\/i\u003e—perfect on your desk or clipped to your bag for portable pep. 2 Calm Eggs with quiet sound and 2 Excited Eggs with noisy sound make them perfect for all environment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Too cute to crack—made to brighten your day, not your breakfast!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s inside\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e1 × \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEggie MEOW Clicky Set\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e (carton of mini egg kitties) — currently listed at \u003cstrong\u003eUSD18\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e1 × \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHatchling keychain\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e cradle (the solo egg with the loop)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42483778453571,"sku":"010-BKF-021","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/egg-meow-family-bundle-studio.jpg?v=1791713404"},{"product_id":"sushi-cat-marshmallow-collector-s-set-9-pcs","title":"M.E.S.A. 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This complete bundle serves you the full platter of sushi-cat goodness in one irresistible set:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Tuna Sushi Cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Salmon Sushi Cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Shrimp Sushi Cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Eggroll Sushi Cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Sushi Cat Roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEach piece is a hand-finished 3D-printed cutie with that oh-so-satisfying click that whisks stress away with every press. Line them up on your desk, clip them to your bag, or stack them into a sushi tower—these kitties are guaranteed to make you smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Too tasty looking to eat—made for play, not for your belly!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Perks:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Big savings vs buying separately + free shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note: The sushi box shown in the photos is not included in this set.\u003c\/strong\u003e All cats come with keychains. 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The \u003cb\u003eChar Siu Bao Clicker\u003c\/b\u003e is the \u003cb\u003eSon \u0026amp; Daughter\u003c\/b\u003e of our DIM SUM Family—sweet, soft, and guaranteed to bring a smile. This is the bun that always keeps you happy, and if you know why it's the kid of the family... \u003cstrong\u003eif \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003eyou know it, you know it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its signature three-pronged opening and perfectly textured top, this fluffy fidget is a delightful treat for your hands and your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Sweet Bun is the Perfect Fidget:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Son \u0026amp; Daughter Role:\u003c\/b\u003e Like the kids of the family, this bun is always joyful. 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No chasing, no chaos, just click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Table Tennis Lovers:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Whether you play daily or just love the vibe, this tiny toy brings a piece of the game with you anywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Satisfying Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every Emotional Support Table Tennis comes with our signature clicker mechanism — perfect for anxious hands, long calls, or moments when you just need to zone out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePocket-Sized Stress Relief:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Small enough to carry anywhere. Clip it to your bag, keys, or sports bag so your emotional support is always within reach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(No table needed. 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Let these tiny toys catch the UV rays and do the tracking for you while you stay protected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003eThe Satisfying Action:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe Emotional Support Sunny Egg\u003c\/strong\u003e features our signature clicker mechanism, while \u003cstrong\u003ethe Crazy Spin Sunny Egg \u003c\/strong\u003egives you an addictive, smooth spin — perfect for anxious hands, long calls, or zoning out during outdoor walks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003ePocket-Sized UV Tracker:\u003c\/b\u003e Clip it to your backpack, keys, or tote bag. Check the UV strength with a simple glance while you're out and about. Your emotional support sun-buddy travels with you everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e This toy does not contain actual SPF. It is purely made to be clicked, spun, color-changed, collected, and gifted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Made with \u003cstrong\u003especialized UV-reactive\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eplant-based plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e. 3D printed and hand-finished — each piece is slightly unique. While they love showing off their colors to warn you about the sun, \u003cstrong\u003eplease avoid\u003c\/strong\u003e leaving them \u003cstrong\u003ein extreme heat\u003c\/strong\u003e or baked inside a car, so they don't \"overcook.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0,0\"\u003eIndoor Cooldown:\u003c\/b\u003e When you head inside, the \u003cstrong\u003eSunny Egg Clicker \u003c\/strong\u003ecools down too! Its egg white will slowly change back to its original color once it's \u003cstrong\u003eout of the UV light.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003eAll comes with keychains.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/b\u003e Subject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e📢 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Clicker","offer_id":43280337174595,"sku":"060-KHS-001","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spinner","offer_id":43280337207363,"sku":"060-KHS-002","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/product_photo_6_9fe9854e-bf5f-451d-9e78-6a568f20210c.jpg?v=1779107100"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-ufo-clicker-series","title":"Emotional Support UFO Clicker Series","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe My Emotional Support UFO Clicker Series is our playful collab with 5 amazing artists: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e@jmofinger, @noname.ooooo, @rabitt_planet, @mesa.myemotionalsupportanimal \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e @Taki828_.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e These spaceship-inspired desk fidget toy is designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and something deeply satisfying to press whenever you need a quick mood boost or a brief escape from Earth's gravity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThis time, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCookie, Potato, Rabbit, M.E.S.A. Cat and Kora Cat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e are each hopping into their own custom-designed spaceships, blasting off on a cosmic adventure. Their next stop? Landing right on your workspace to pilot you away from everyday anxiety. When the stress is stressing, just click and join the ride.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy the UFO series Clickers?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Addictive Click:\u003c\/b\u003e Featuring our signature clicker mechanism with a crisp tactile snap. Perfect for long calls, anxious hands, or when you just need to quiet the inner screams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/b\u003e 3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Desk Companion:\u003c\/b\u003e Sits beautifully on your workspace or keyboard setup as a collectible piece of designer art, fitting perfectly in your palm for a quick sensory reset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eZero Alien Tech:\u003c\/b\u003e These spaceships cannot physically transport you off the planet. They are purely made to be clicked, collected, and gifted to your favorite stressed-out co-workers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't Overcook Them:\u003c\/b\u003e They love exploring the universe right by your computer, but please avoid leaving your spaceship baked inside a hot car so they don't melt mid-orbit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e Kora Cat (the cat in the yellow spaceship) comes with a keychain. All other designs do not include a keychain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e Subject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e📢 \u003cb\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Noname Studio(Cookie)","offer_id":43302535135299,"sku":"010-UFO-003","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rabbit Planet(Rabbit)","offer_id":43302535168067,"sku":"010-UFO-001","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M.E.S.A.(Cat in pink spaceship)","offer_id":43302535200835,"sku":"010-UFO-002","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jmo Finger(Potato)","offer_id":43635601801283,"sku":"010-UFO-004","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Taki(Kora cat in yellow spaceship)","offer_id":43721981919299,"sku":"060-KNT-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/img_v3_02150_7ccb2373-114b-4718-ba33-1b5ada6b7dix.jpg?v=1787897334"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-padel","title":"My Emotional Support Padel","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Emotional Support Padel is part of our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy Emotional Support Sports Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — a sports-inspired clicker toy designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and something satisfying to press when you need a quick mood boost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by one of the world's fastest-growing sports, this series celebrates the game that starts as \"just one try\" and somehow becomes your entire personality. Available in four colorways, these tiny padel racket clickers are cute, pretty useless, and surprisingly comforting little companions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you need a little emotional support, just click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy the Emotional Support Padel Clicker?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor People Who Said, \"I'll Just Try It Once\": \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somehow ended up playing every week. We see you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Satisfying Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Emotional Support Padel comes with our signature clicker mechanism — perfect for anxious hands, long calls, boring meetings, or moments when you just need to do absolutely nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Padel Lovers On and Off the Court:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA tiny reminder of your favorite sport, even when you're stuck at work instead of playing another match.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePocket-Sized Emotional Support:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClip it to your bag, keys, or sports bag so your emotional support is always within reach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(No court booking required. No teammates needed.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis padel racket will not improve your backhand. But it might improve your mood. Made to be clicked, collected, and gifted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with plant-based plastic. 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We're working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Orange","offer_id":43341701840963,"sku":"010-STS-031","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue\/White","offer_id":43341701873731,"sku":"010-STS-032","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink\/White","offer_id":43341701906499,"sku":"010-STS-033","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red\/White","offer_id":43341701939267,"sku":"010-STS-034","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/productphoto_9_5f0f6e6f-b304-41f0-813b-2f8cb289d3ad.jpg?v=1780575350"},{"product_id":"the-quack-lola-emotional-support-football-world-cup-edition","title":"The Quack \u0026 Lola - Emotional Support Football World Cup Edition Clicker","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"richTextContainer text-align-left\" data-partial-quote-enabled=\"true\" data-lark-html-role=\"root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs\" data-eleid=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"3\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"4\"\u003eQuack \u0026amp; Lola - Emotional Support Football World Cup Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"5\"\u003e is our hyper-enthusiastic collab with the iconic duo, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"6\"\u003eQuack and Lola\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"7\"\u003e! Built for the ultimate matchday experience, this desk clicker delivers a crisp, satisfying tactile snap to instantly release all your tension. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"10\"\u003eThis season, the inseparable duo switch gears between two exciting matchday modes across different editions: in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"11\"\u003e\"Sofa Edition,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"12\"\u003e they are comfortably nested together as the ultimate \"couch potato\" spectators, while in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"13\"\u003e\"Football Edition,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"14\"\u003e they are balancing fearlessly on top of the ball, fully focused and ready to join the match! Whichever you bring home, just click along when the high-stakes pressure hits, and join the madness!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"15\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"16\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"17\"\u003eWhy the Football World Cup Series?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"18\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"21\"\u003eThe Addictive Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"22\"\u003e Featuring our signature clicker mechanism with a crisp tactile snap. Perfect for high-tension matches, restless hands, or when you just need to quiet the inner suspense.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"23\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"24\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"25\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e 3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"28\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"29\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"30\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"31\"\u003ePerfect Desk Companion:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"32\"\u003e A pure desk display piece (no keychain holes here!) that sits beautifully on your coffee table, desk, or keyboard setup as a piece of designer art. Fits perfectly in your palm for a quick sensory reset.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"33\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"34\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"35\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"36\"\u003eSize Info:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-circle\" data-eleid=\"37\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"39\"\u003eFootball Edition: 7.5cm × 4.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"40\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"41\"\u003eSofa Edition: 8.5cm × 6cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"42\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"43\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"44\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"45\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"46\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"47\"\u003eTwo Matchday Modes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"48\"\u003e Whether managing matchday stress on the couch or focusing on scoring goals on the football, Quack and Lola have crucial missions. Your job is simple: click away, collect them, or gift them to anyone who needs some emotional support.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"49\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"50\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"51\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"52\"\u003eDon't Melt the Stadium:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"53\"\u003e They love supporting the team by your side, but please avoid leaving them baked inside a hot car. You wouldn't want them melting mid-season.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"54\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"59\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\" data-eleid=\"60\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\" data-eleid=\"61\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"62\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"63\"\u003e Subject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"64\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\" data-eleid=\"65\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"66\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"67\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"68\"\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Quack on ball (Sunglasses)","offer_id":43390148345923,"sku":"060-QNL-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lola on ball  (Pink Bow)","offer_id":43390148378691,"sku":"060-QNL-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Duo on sofa","offer_id":43390148411459,"sku":"060-QNL-003","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/quacklola_cover.jpg?v=1781254471"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-gaint-hk-snack-clicker巨型香港小食解壓按鈕","title":"My Emotional Support Giant HK Snack Clicker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy Emotional Support Giant HK Snack Clicker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eMeet the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy Emotional Support Giant HK Snack Clicker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — a Giant-sized Hong Kong snack companion made for stressful days,\u003cspan\u003ebecause sometimes, regular-sized emotional support just isn't enough.You need a GIANT one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSame satisfying click. Same street snack nostalgia. Same useless-but-wonderful energy. Just much, much bigger. Hold them with both hands. Put them on your desk. Press whenever life feels too heavy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eTwo options here:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉Giant Siu Mai — Extra yellow, extra soft-looking, extra clicky.\u003cbr\u003e👉Giant Coffee — Zero caffeine, 100% emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e🌟 \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy You'll Love the Giant Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBigger click, bigger comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e — A larger button for a more satisfying press.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHands-on calming\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hold it in both hands for a little grounding moment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesk-friendly\u003c\/strong\u003e — At home on your office desk, study desk, or bedside table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s not here to solve your problems.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s here to remind you: \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ejust chill.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e3D-printed and hand-finished.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e📢 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Giant Sui Mai","offer_id":43391577817155,"sku":"060-SEN-010","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Giant Coffee","offer_id":43391577849923,"sku":"060-SEN-011","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/giant_cover.jpg?v=1781330523"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-record-player-clicker","title":"My Emotional Support Record Player Clicker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Emotional Support Record Player Clicker\u003c\/strong\u003e– a tactile little companion for music lovers, playlist hoppers, and anyone who needs a satisfying escape from the algorithm of daily life. Inspired by the nostalgia of vinyl and the endless scroll of digital sound, this desk clicker delivers a crisp, low-profile snap that feels like dropping the needle on your favorite track.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach click is a reset. A tiny beat drop for your fingers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eChoose your vibe four colors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGreen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– fresh like your Discover Weekly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eBlue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– deep listening mode activated\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– pure pop energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGrey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– classic, understated, timeless\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the Record Player Clicker Series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat Satisfying Snap: \u003c\/strong\u003eOur signature clicker mechanism gives you a clean, tactile reward every single time. Perfect for anxiety, excitement, or just because it's there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA friend by your side: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eA beautifully balanced mini record player clicker that sits confidently on your desk, coffee table, or synth setup. Fits right in your palm when you need a sensory break.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then 100% hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each piece is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003eAll Comes with keychain: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"26\"\u003eYou can hang it on your bag, keys, or wherever you need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\" data-eleid=\"27\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Record Player Clicker \u003cstrong\u003edoesn’t play music\u003c\/strong\u003e. It’s useless in the most beautiful way – \u003cstrong\u003eno Bluetooth, no battery, no streaming\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just a button that clicks, a shape that sparks joy, and a color that matches your mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery: \u003c\/strong\u003eSubject to stock availability. Estimated 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 📢 Shipping Update: \u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Thanks for your patience — we’re getting your emotional support ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":43404345770051,"sku":"060-SPF-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43404345802819,"sku":"060-SPF-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":43404345835587,"sku":"060-SPF-003","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":43404345868355,"sku":"060-SPF-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/spotify_2_90ee7b4f-248a-42b1-be83-188931793069.jpg?v=1781505787"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-basketball-1","title":"My Emotional Support Basketball","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Emotional Support Basketball\u003c\/strong\u003e is part of our My Emotional Support Sports Series — a collection of court-inspired clicker toys designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and a satisfying rhythm to your fingertips when life keeps throwing airballs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the beautiful struggle of squeaky sneakers, buzzer-beaters, and that one friend who calls “reach” on every play, this series turns the frustration of missing the shot into something you can finally control. \u003cspan\u003eWhether you choose the Emotional Support Basketball Clicker (with base + clicker) or the Basketball  (no base+ clicker--quiet companion), these are cute, pretty useless, and surprisingly comforting stress-relief buddies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy the Emotional Support Basketball Clicker? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eYou’ll Never Miss the Shot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: Basketball is fun… until you clank it off the rim. This time, the ball is always right where you need it — under your finger, ready to click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFor Ballers (and Benchwarmers)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: Whether you live for pickup games or just love the sneakers, this tiny basketball toy is a reminder that it’s okay to not be perfect. Airballs happen. Click it out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Satisfying Click:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEvery Emotional Support Basketball Clicker comes with our signature clicker mechanism — perfect for anxious hands, long timeouts, or moments when you just need to calm down and do nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: This basketball will not fix your three-point percentage. But it might fix your mood. Made to be clicked, collected, and gifted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e: Made with plant-based plastic. Hand-finished, each piece slightly unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eAll comes with keychains\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery of this product series\u003c\/strong\u003e is subject to actual stock availability at the shipping origin. Estimated delivery time is 5–10 business days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📢 Shipping Update: \u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Basketball (with backboard \u0026 black stripe)","offer_id":43414384410691,"sku":"010-STS-039","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basketball (No backboard \u0026 black stripe)","offer_id":43414384443459,"sku":"010-STS-040","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basketball (No backboard \u0026 blue stripe)","offer_id":43442352586819,"sku":"010-STS-042","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basketball Little Guy (blue stripe)","offer_id":43442352619587,"sku":"010-STS-041","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/basketball_1.jpg?v=1781536187"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-tv-clicker","title":"Emotional Support TV Clicker – Dog Day Evening","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eEmotional Support TV Clicker – Dog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNot every problem can be solved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eBut at least, stress can be clicked away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThis is our first-ever collaboration with a film. Inspired by the absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, we transformed the film’s iconic TV station elements into 4 TV clickers that you can actually hold and click.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe series features 4 designs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eTwo of them feature the iconic Happy TV design from the film. The flame-like logo may look familiar enough to remind you of… something else — absurd, slightly mischievous, and full of dark humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eThe other two designs capture the film’s most iconic attitude and lines:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“Customer’s problem? None of my damn business. Company policy? None of your damn business.”\u003cbr\u003ePrinted line: 「客人問題，關我L事；公司政策，關你L事。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“We’re not here to solve your problem. We’re here to solve you.”\u003cbr\u003ePrinted line: 「唔係幫你解決問題，係解決你呢個問題。」\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eSometimes, what drives us crazy isn’t the problem itself,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e but the endless transfers between departments, unreachable customer service, and processes that never seem to get resolved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCan’t cut off your TV service? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNo worries, Pretty Useless Club Clicker Department, 24\/7 on standby for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e🌟\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e Why You’ll Love Our Emotional Support TV Clicker：\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Each TV comes with our signature clickable button — every crisp click is perfect for dealing with life’s absurdity or processing frustrating moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Inspired by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eDog Day Evening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, this series transforms the film’s absurd yet painfully relatable dark humor into a pocket-sized emotional support companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· It won’t solve all your problems, but it will remind you: click once, loosen up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· 3D-printed with bio-plastic and hand-finished.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e· Comes with a keychain, so you can hang it on your bag, keys, or anywhere you need a little comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e📢 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eShipping Update:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"TV-RED Fire","offer_id":43423523831875,"sku":"060-DDE-001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Fire","offer_id":43423523864643,"sku":"060-DDE-002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Red Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523897411,"sku":"060-DDE-003","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TV-Black Dog Day Evening","offer_id":43423523930179,"sku":"060-DDE-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/TV_cover.jpg?v=1782368879"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-netball-clicker","title":"My Emotional Support Netball Clicker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Emotional Support Netball\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis part of our My Emotional Support Sports Series — a court-inspired clicker toy designed to bring lighthearted joy, positive vibes, and satisfying tactile feedback when game day gets stressful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eInspired by the fast-paced world of netball, this adorable companion turns the nerve-wracking moment of a missed pass into something you can finally control. Whether you're a Wing Attack or a Goal Shooter, this little guy is cute, pretty useless for your actual game, and surprisingly comforting for your stress levels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhen you need a little emotional support, just click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the Emotional Support Netball?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYou’ll Never Miss a Pass:\u003c\/strong\u003e Netball is fun… until that crucial pass goes flying out of bounds. This time, the ball is always exactly where you need it — right under your finger.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFor Netball Lovers (and Fumble-rs):\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWhether you play for the local league or just love watching from the sidelines, this tiny netball is a reminder that mistakes are just part of the game.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e  The Cutest Court Companion:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e With a creamy white finish and a cheerful face, it’s impossible not to smile when you look at it.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCourt-Sized Stress Relief:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eSmall enough to clip to your sports bag, keys, or water bottle. Your emotional support is always within reach.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e(No whistle required. No warm-ups needed.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis netball will not improve your shooting percentage. But it might fix your mood. Made to be clicked, collected, and gifted to your favourite teammate.\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMade with plant-based plastic. Hand-finished, each little guy is slightly unique.\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll comes with keychains.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📢 Shipping Update: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"White\/Pink","offer_id":43507439173699,"sku":"010-STS-043","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/netball_2_1.jpg?v=1783568527"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-kendo-cat-clicker","title":"My Emotional Support Kendo Cat Clicker","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMy Emotional Support \u003cstrong\u003eKendo Cat\u003c\/strong\u003e Clicker – a tiny, tactile warrior for stressed-out desk dwellers, overthinkers, and anyone who needs to fight back against the chaos of daily life. Inspired by the discipline of Kendo and the pure cuteness of cats, this desk clicker delivers a sharp, satisfying\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003esnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethat feels like landing a perfect strike on your daily frustrations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEach click is a tiny victory. A reset button for your busy mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy the Kendo Cat Clicker Series?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThat Satisfying Snap:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOur signature clicker mechanism gives you a crisp, tactile reward every single time. Perfect for killing tension, killing time, or just because this little warrior is ready to spar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA fierce (but fluffy) friend:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDressed in a classic black\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(chest protector) and navy blue\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHakama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(skirt), this minimalist white cat stands guard on your desk, laptop, or keyboard. It fits perfectly in your palm when you need a sensory break.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then carefully hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each little sword-wielding feline is slightly unique and full of character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Kendo Cat Clicker doesn't fight real battles. It’s useless in the most beautiful way – no batteries, no Bluetooth. Just a button that clicks, a mini sword that’s always ready,  and a warrior who never judges your stress levels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e📢 Shipping Note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePlease note: \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days.  Your little warrior will be on its way to protect your desk as soon as possible! We’re working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Kendo Cat (Black\u0026Blue)","offer_id":43547201273923,"sku":"010-IDP-004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/kendocat_3.jpg?v=1784287225"},{"product_id":"my-emotional-support-egypt-cat-clicker","title":"My Emotional Support Egypt  Cat Clicker","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMeet your new tiny overlords: the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePharaoh Cat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePyramid Cat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eclickers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eOne sits proudly as a mini Sphinx, guarding your secrets and your workspace. The other is a mysterious black feline, comfortably nested in its very own sacred pyramid box, ready to slay your stress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eInspired by the timeless mystique of Ancient Egypt and the universal comfort of cats, this pair of desk clickers delivers a sharp, satisfying\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003esnap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethat feels like unlocking a hidden tomb of serenity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEach click is a tiny portal. A reset button for your wandering mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy the Egypt Cat Clicker Series?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThat Satisfying Ancient Snap:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eOur signature clicker mechanism delivers a crisp, tactile reward every time. Perfect for channeling ancient feline energy, killing tension, or just because these little guardians are ready to protect your keyboard from chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA Divine (but harmless) Duo:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePharaoh Cat:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWearing an iconic blue-and-gold striped Nemes headdress, this beige Sphinx sits regally with wide, adorable eyes. It brings a sense of quiet wisdom (and goofy cuteness) to your desk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePyramid Cat:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCozy and mysterious, this pure black cat peeks out from its sand-colored sarcophagus box. The box features authentic-style hieroglyphics and a detailed border, giving it a real “ancient artifact” vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e100% Hand-finished Warmth:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e3D printed with eco-friendly, plant-based materials, then carefully hand-sanded and assembled by our team. Each tiny cat carries a bit of artistic character, making them as unique as the treasures of the Nile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA Note from Pretty Useless Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThese felines won't actually predict the Nile's flooding or cast ancient spells. They’re useless in the most beautiful way – no batteries, no Bluetooth, no Wi-Fi. Just a button that clicks, a tiny sarcophagus that opens, and two divine guardians who never judge your chaotic typing speed or your midday work slump.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e📢 Shipping Note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePlease note: We’re processing orders in the order they were received! Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. Your tiny Egypt protectors will be on their way to guard your desk as soon as possible! We’re working hard to get your products ready—thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Pharaoh Cat","offer_id":43614997479491,"sku":"060-STF-001","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pyramid Cat","offer_id":43614997512259,"sku":"060-STF-002","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/Egypt_4.jpg?v=1785493925"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-mini-food-clicker-食神美食-blindbox","title":"Emotional Support Mini-Food Clicker Blindbox","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eEmotional Support Mini-Food Clicker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eWe teamed up with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only text-font-italic\"\u003eShin Shin Legends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e, an IP initiated by Stephen Chow, to create the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e“\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eGastronomy Deity Zhou (G.D.Z)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e” Mini Food Blind Box Clicker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eFrom Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, G.D.Z’s Char Siu Rice, Naja Noodles to Exploding Beef Balls…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eWe hope to take everyone on a nostalgic journey and turn those familiar memories into an Emotional Support companion through this collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only ecff566f\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e Blind Box Series — Ready to Click?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eCollect all 4 iconic dishes! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eEach box holds 1 mystery Mini-Food Clicker:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"richTextDocs-unOrderList richTextDocs-unOrderList-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eBuddha Jumps Over the Wall — The ultimate delicacy for ultimate satisfaction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eChar Siu Rice — Deep flavors, deeper emotional support.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eNaja Noodles — Street-food chaos packed into a cozy clicker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"richTextDocs-listItem\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"richTextDocs-listItem__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eJuicy Exploding Beef Ball — Pure bounce, zero splash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003e 👉 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-only\"\u003eBlind box format, random selection. 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Your items will be dispatched within 7 days. We’re working hard to get your products ready — thank you for waiting!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pretty Useless Club","offers":[{"title":"Single (Random)","offer_id":43697004675139,"sku":"030-MIF-001","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Set (4 Toys)","offer_id":43697004707907,"sku":"030-MIF-002","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/3459\/4115\/files\/one_set.jpg?v=1787646277"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.prettyuseless.club\/collections\/clickies.oembed?page=2","provider":"Pretty Useless Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}